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News Flash August 24, 2004

Emotionally unstable, Lupron-crazed local woman goes on rampage. Apparent cause: lack of chocolate in immediate vicinity. Details at 11.

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1. Queenie - August 24, 2004

EAT THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS!!!!

Q

2. Muslim - August 24, 2004

chocolate rocks

3. Brenda Sumner - August 24, 2004

For God’s sake, woman… eat the baking cocoa if you have to.

have been on a chocolate craze myself since being on Lupron… I thought I was doing so well..no chocolate in 2 days, then suddenly a box of Hostess Suzy Q’s jumped into my shopping cart today.

4. Anonymous - August 24, 2004

I might not go out for milk.
I might not get the mail.
I may ignore a fire alarm.
But if the craze for chocolate strikes…ends of the earth, baby, ends of the earth.
GET YOUR STASH SET UP NOW.

Menita
(lifesjestbook)

5. Dawn - August 24, 2004

oh boy! 18 more days before I’ll fully understand exactly what that feels like! (Hang in there!)

6. Julianna - August 24, 2004

Is it 11:00 yet your time???? I hope your lupron crazed body is satisfied now but don’t forget to drink plenty of water and gets lots of rest.

Buy more chocolate for your house next time you are out!

7. Anonymous - August 25, 2004

Keep Hershey’s kisses in all your pockets: jackets, pants, etc. But don’t forget to take them out before you wash your clothes.

Marla
The Middle Way

8. sherry - August 25, 2004

Good lord woman! Get to the grocery store and FAST!!! There’s no time to lose!!!

9. Sheri - August 25, 2004

Get thee to the Dairy Queen! Get the Brownie Batter Blizzard! It is chocolate heaven!

Hang in there hon!