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I Gotta Get Me One of Those April 26, 2005

I’m thinking of bidding on this. Or even better, this one. That one’s portable. They both come complete with vaginal probes, so I’d be set.

Wouldn’t one of those be awesome to have? I’m thinking that all infertiles in a given community should pool their money and go in for one of those puppies. Wouldn’t you pay to have a share of an ultrasound machine? I think I could find enough infertiles in Houston who would gladly contribute a few hundred bucks to have an u/s machine at their beck and call.

Just think how handy it would be. Need to know how your follicles or lining are doing during a cycle? No need to wait for your next appointment with your RE when you’ve got an u/s machine on hand. Finally get pregnant and are having dead baby thoughts? No need to sit and worry because your doctor won’t let you have another ultrasound for three weeks.

I’m dying for an ultrasound. I need to know what the hell is going on in there. Is my lining getting thicker? Are those follicles behaving themselves? I have no damn clue. And thus my mind is going crazy. I swear I can feel my left ovary. Is it because those follicles are growing or is it all in my head? I don’t know. I need a fucking ultrasound!

So, who’s in? Should we start a collection?

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1. Suz - April 26, 2005

Either that or win the lottery!

Those things are expensive!!

2. beaver girl - April 26, 2005

i’m not in your area – but i love this idea!

3. Fuzzy - April 26, 2005

Hot D@mn! I didn’t know they put that kind of thing on eBay. Sweeet. Wish I lived closer to Houston :p

4. Danielle - April 26, 2005

I so want one. The second one you list is smaller which increases the portability factor. We could all work out a divorce-like arrangement. I call weekends and holidays.

The only other thing we need is a degree or some instruction on how to use it. I mean we all understand insert tab a into slot b, but we gotta learn how to do it just right.

Oh the possibilities…

5. B - April 26, 2005

Excellent idea. But, the guy in the surgical mask just creeps me out. *shivers*

6. Donna - April 26, 2005

Excellent idea. I have the degree, even though its been a few years since I’ve touched a machine, but there is still about a year left on my credentials. It won’t hurt too much, promise! ;)

7. jennie - April 27, 2005

where do I send the cheque? … you do accept cheques right? … right?

8. jennifer - November 8, 2010

LoL im right outside of Houston in Deer Park and just did a FET so can i still pitch in my money LoL