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Do I Have a “Fuck Me” Sign On My Back? June 15, 2005

I’m really about to lose it. I hate my old clinic so much it hurts. I just got a call letting me know that even though I had reserved their tank for tomorrow that they sent it out to New Jersey today. Perfect.

This is the third time that I have scheduled this sperm transportation shindig. This is the third time that they’ve fucked me over. I am so tired of it. So bone tired.

I called my IVF coordinator after I hung up with suckass clinic to see if new clinic has a tank I can use. The lab personnel had already left for the day, so I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to find out.

I’m seriously just about to concoct a makeshift tank out of a cooler and some dry ice. Then I could just kidnap the sperm from SAC and be done with it.

I realize that I shouldn’t let this situation get to me so much that my blood boils, but I can’t help it. It’s like SAC is doing this on purpose to screw me over for leaving. I don’t know if that’s the case, but I sure as hell wouldn’t put it past them.

Too bad my big box o’ drugs didn’t contain anything yummy like Valium or Vicodin. I would have had to break into it otherwise.

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1. Suz - June 15, 2005

That’s outrageous. I’m so sorry that you have to go through this.

2. T - June 15, 2005

Crap, I meant to tell you about that sign. Sorry dear one.

Yes, the shitass clinics just get shittier don’t they? Are we supposed to be so beholden that customer service is not in their fucking vocabulary?

You know I always love the box o’ drugs!

3. Nina - June 15, 2005

I’m sorry about all this Amanda. I hope things start to get easier!!

4. Jenn - June 16, 2005

I can’t BELIEVE they did that. Bastards. I got some Percocet and Klonopin I can send you if you provide a tank ;)

5. PJ - June 16, 2005

Damn Amanda, could that clinic get any worse?!?

I’m so glad you’ll be done with them soon, eventually.

6. susie - June 16, 2005

I am so sorry you’re still having to deal with their lack of concern and nonexistent customer service. Ugh. What a crock. Glad you are getting away from that place.

Good luck, I really hope the new clinic is a billion times better. And that they have a tank you can use.